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About ME: My name is Angelica, 26 years old from Tulsa: My favorite movie "Satyam Shivam Sundaram" and favorite book about sex "A Heritage and Its History". Guys doing duck faces or like to dress up in heroes costumes I`m attentive, sensitive, caring, kind, fun. I want it from a man - Sex with clit action. I like to read, walk, listen to music and dance. Sex symbol of all time in my opinion is Selena! He who is not too lax to prepare the soil.

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Xjulenax: I think she's Thai and Chinese mixed. Her accent makes me feel like it

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Alex Silver: For example; being overly jealous and creating drama is a personality weakness and can happen in every place any time. Only things that are cultural is food and dance, not personality behavior or style. These videos does not represent people or the truth but some stereotypical wrong impressions.

Ellesmera: Funniest line I love the Asian guy in the beginning he was funny

Catguy00: U can just tell you dont want to talk or yiu arent ready for it.but let the person know you arent interested. Ghosting is for cowards

Maria Cotrino: Like I heard a people saying that I was kinda pretty for a french girl! several guys said to my FACE that french girls are easy and cheap ! as for shaving its right , my friends and I don't shave because we think it's better to be natural. And for the xenophobic/racist/pretentious thing , well it's FALSE. we are not all like this.so please before judging a community, you have to visit their country.

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Shemp Howard: And if she was a REALLY bad date I won't even offer to split. So she gets mad and never see me ever again.

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Amenik 3145: I always split (I'm a French girl), I mean why should the guy always pay? I agree with the german guy's point of view, once you go on several dates then the guy can offer but i will do the same as well. For me it has to be genuine. I really don't like this idea that the guy has to pay bc he's a provider. Come on it's not the 50s anymore.

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The "I couldn't hold it in" thread

31 Jan In an infamous episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, family matriarch and momager Kris Jenner just couldn't hold it. It was season six when Khloe decided to prank her mom and take off in her car without her, leading Kris to chase the vehicle and blurt out that she totally just peed on herself. Inspired by steveksux' nightmare pee post in the "biggest idiot" thread. I know everyone here has been in a situation where they just had to go so. Adults aren't perfect, and this Georgia fan isn't the only one who just couldn't contain himself. December 4, The Jeff & Jenn Show. Got a story to add? Share it with us on the Jeff & Jenn Show Facebook page. I Couldn't Hold It Anymore. Tags: pee · accident · adult · calls · funny · trip · driving · Vegas · plane.

Oct 25, 1. Sep 18, Houston. Inspired by steveksux' nightmare pee post in the "biggest idiot" thread. I know everyone here has been in a situation where they just had to go so bad they couldn't walk.

Whether you couldn't find a place to go or the place was too foul. The pressure builds up to an unbearable amount, then, sweet release Where were you when this happened to you? Oct 25, 2. Sometimes I have to go so bad that, when I finally get to the urinal, I fear I might be asleep and only dreaming that I'm really there. Oct 25, 3. That happened to me.

I could have sworn I got up to go to the bathroom. Couldnt hold it pee time it ended up ok and I woke up after using the toilet in my dream to dry sheets. Oct 25, 4. Feb 21, Omicron Persei 8. That happends to me a lot on car trips and things like that. Oct 25, 5. Sep 26, Wisconsin. There was one and only one time where I honestly didn't think Couldnt hold it pee was going to make it and was going to pee my pants.

I was in traffic, in the 'burbs i. I started panicking, which never helps the situation. There are no business around, either. Not even a gas station or a Walgreens. I run and tell the guy I really need to use the restroom. I believe I stated that it was an emergency. He said it was for employees only. I told Couldnt hold it pee I would buy something. Now, I'm not normally this aggressive, but I said that if he didn't let me use the bathroom I would have to pee on the side of the building.

For some reason, that made him say yes. I did, and it was a glorious moment. In retrospect, if some kid has said that to meI would have let him pee on my building and then called the cops on him.

Luckily, this fine merchant had pity on my poor urinary tract. I bought a pack of gum and was on my way. Oct 25, 6. Aug 10, Waco, TX.

Well not really pee so much as explosive diahrrea. I believe I've shared this story before. On a date at the beach with no bathrooms around. When we finally made it to our next destination karoakeafter playing it cool and pretending that I DIDN'T feel like all of my internal organs were trying to escape through my sphincter, I got to the bathroom and someone was in the only stall.

Some of it did get out. I'm on a date wearing light khaki pants trying to play it cool and I just crapped while standing in a bathroom. Luckily I was wearing tighty-whities that night and it mostly contained the escapee. I took out my trusty keychain swiss army knife, cut the undies right off, threw them in the corner of the Couldnt hold it pee, wiped up and I was off. She knew nothing except that I kind of spent longer than average in the bathroom Oct 25, 7.

Oct 24, Central Couldnt hold it pee Massachusetts. Except I got pulled over for running a stop sign. I told the cop "follow me home, because I'm not crapping in my car.

Write any ticket you want. He let me go. Didn't even get my I. Thankfully I was about a quarter mile from my house. Oct 25, 8. The first thing that came to my mind was when I was in 6th grade. I really, really, really had to pee all throughout science class. My teacher Couldnt hold it pee allow me to leave.

So, finally, after that class period lets out, I race to the bathroom, get to a urinal, struggle with unzipping my pants, and I didn't quite make it in time.

Oct 25, 9. May 27, Saunderstown, RI. Once I went on a walk and I thought Couldnt hold it pee could hold it. It got so bad to the point where I was seriously thinking about going on someones lawn.

Oct 25, Aug 1, Long Island, NY. OK, this story has never been told to anyone before and it's something that I'm very embarrassed about, but equally proud of. In high school 12th grademe and this girl had been friends for a few months. We hung out all the time, but never really went further then just normal friend stuff.

So one night, we're driving around in another girl's car a friend of hers. Just wandering aimlessly with nothing to do. Eventually we stopped at a gas station, got some beer, went to her backyard and drank it.

Later we ended up at a pool hall billiards, not swimming. After some pool and lots more drinks we're back to driving aimlessly. Don't worry though, the driver was totally sober and always responsible like that. So we're driving around forever and somehow I didn't feel the urge building up, all of a sudden it was just there and I had to go BAD. Being with 2 girls and somewhat drunk, I was feeling too much like a lady's man to pee on a tree so I had to wait. Eventually, when I'm about ready to just let loose on the dashboard, I see a Burger King a few blocks ahead Couldnt hold it pee I Couldnt hold it pee out like a little kid going to Disney Land.

We park, I sprint to the door, run past the lady saying "can I help you? I open the door, get to the toilet, unzip and just a second before I get IT out, it just starts going. I get IT out and finish in the toilet. Then I look down terrified at my pants. There's pee on them. A good deal of pee, not like I just let it all go, but enough to be visible and very embarrassing.

Then it hits me: I'm wearing a hooded sweatshirt with a t-shirt underneath. I take off the sweatshirt. I leave Burger King, still terrified, holding the shirt in front of me to block it. Fortunately, the girl that was in the back took it upon herself to steal my front seat, so I jumped in the back and plopped the shirt on my lap, concieling it. We drove around for another hour nonstop before we ended up in front of her house again. I was still sure there would be some visible wetness, but I had no choice.

I got out of the car with them and started for the backyard, preparing for the worst night of my life. I stayed a step behind so I could check it out and BAM.

I'm the man at this point. With new-found confidence, I waltzed to the backyard, grabbed another beer and relaxed in the comfort of knowing there's a Couldnt hold it pee just inside the door. And to top off the evening, as if I didn't already feel like the master of the universe, I got me the first kiss. We ended up going out for 8 months, and she'll never know that the first night we were together, started with me pissing on myself. Just the image of you running past the "may I help you?

May 22, Fort Collins, CO. I just took a road trip to Colorado about 2 months ago. Driving by myself, of course I had to take rest stops. For some reason after I stopped at a rest stop, I get back on the road and feel the urge to pee, I mean really pee.

Oct 25, 1. Sep 18, Houston. Inspired by steveksux' nightmare pee post in the "biggest idiot" thread. I know everyone here has been in a situation where they just had to go so bad they couldn't walk.

Whether you couldn't find a place to go or the place was too foul. The pressure builds up to an unbearable amount, then, sweet release Where were you when this happened to you?

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Ideal first date where would you go for it? 11 Jan I couldn't hold it any longer. No amount or speed of pacing could hold it at bay. The dam broke all over myself and the tiled floor. So there I was, standing in my own pee, freaking out, when the baby began slowly crawling towards me. I stretched my arms out, as far away from my soaked-self as possible. 26 Jan I pee about times daily and for a week whenever I feel the urge that I have to pee I have to rush to find a toilet immediately because I can't seem to the alarm off I couldn't make it to the bathroom which is ten feet away and I just peed in the garbage can I know it's nasty but it's better than having pee..

  • Inspired by steveksux' nightmare pee post in the "biggest idiot" thread. I know everyone here has been in a situation where they just had to go so. 5 Aug just couldn't hold it in anymore.
  • 26 Jul I think I'm going to pee in my pants " Dec. 31, SarahLeeTV VLOG - Duration: SarahLeeTV 77, views · · Soldier Can't Hold Pee - Duration: hemleb24 , views · Father And Daughter Admit To Having Sex! (The Steve Wilkos Show) - Duration: The Steve Wilkos Show. 6 Nov I think I'm going to pee in my pants " Dec. 31, SarahLeeTV VLOG - Duration: SarahLeeTV 77, views · Sorry she couldn't hold it! - Duration: samigalal 26, views · · I really couldn't hold it - Duration: 1 Charles Scott , views · I Just Couldn't Hold It In NO longer.
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  • 31 Jan In an infamous episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, family matriarch and momager Kris Jenner just couldn't hold it. It was season six when Khloe decided to prank her mom and take off in her car without her, leading Kris to chase the vehicle and blurt out that she totally just peed on herself. Couldn't Hold it. It's so sad. I just read a story on here that someone found out that a girl in the restroom with her was taking a pregnancy test. Last year I stopped at the Wal-Mart across from my neighborhood to pick up a pregnancy test. The check out line took forever and by the time I got done I couldn't hold my pee.

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That is an excerpt from Impure Shrink: Ridiculous Real Life Stories from Shrinks. First, I shrink from embarrassment. I hate feeling alone embarrassed, and I hate inspection other people experience embarrassment. Afterwards this is nothing new. Although watching movies with my family as a kid, I would and still do… conveniently turn into hungry, or need to object the bathroom irony to encounter when an uncomfortable scene popped up on the screen.

Inferior, as an adolescent, I had this really weird habit of not using the bathroom period I was at school. I can remember on multiple occasions coming home, racing to the side door of the condominium, scrambling to get the passkey into the doorknob, squeezing my legs together, and practically diminishing over myself to get towards the closest bathroom.

There were several close calls…and one true storm. During this time participate in my life, I babysat a few afternoons a week with school for our next-door neighbors.

6 Nov I think I'm going to pee in my pants " Dec. 31, SarahLeeTV VLOG - Duration: SarahLeeTV 77, views · Sorry she couldn't hold it! - Duration: samigalal 26, views · · I really couldn't hold it - Duration: 1 Charles Scott , views · I Just Couldn't Hold It In NO longer. 31 Jan In an infamous episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, family matriarch and momager Kris Jenner just couldn't hold it. It was season six when Khloe decided to prank her mom and take off in her car without her, leading Kris to chase the vehicle and blurt out that she totally just peed on herself. Couldn't Hold it. It's so sad. I just read a story on here that someone found out that a girl in the restroom with her was taking a pregnancy test. Last year I stopped at the Wal-Mart across from my neighborhood to pick up a pregnancy test. The check out line took forever and by the time I got done I couldn't hold my pee.

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#1 Malalabar:
For the record, I may have allowed myself a fantasy or two now and again, but if I ever met the good doctor, I think my primary goal would be to become friends, and not necessarily the kind with benefits.

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I'm am exhibitionist and a voyeur. Something about public displays of sex that just get me going